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I'm updating this post because I had a few more thoughts on the subject.
Geena Davis and Samuel L. Jackson did this great movie back in the nineties called The Long Kiss Goodnight. There is a line in that movie which is something along the lines of "He's got a pin in his hip--car accident." I misheard this as, "He's got a penis like a car accident.
To this day, I have trouble imagining that metaphor. How could a penis be like a car accident? Would it just be horribly abnormal, or would it somehow look like a pile of twisted metal? Upon seeing it, would first responders start looking for survivors? Would they break out the jaws of life and try to free the victims?
